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fat buddha




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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I can only offer my sympathy on this folks as I bask in the glory of yet another near perfect evac. Not only a near text book example of high-fibre, well-hydrated, beautifully cylindrically-tapering poopering, but a "self cleaner" to boot. Very Happy


I do however suffer from the occasional saddle sore/cyst and knowing how rubbish they are - I can only imagine how rubbish having a set of farmers must be.


aka a Star Trek dump - no sign of Klingons Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fat buddha wrote:
2 scheds wrote:
I can only offer my sympathy on this folks as I bask in the glory of yet another near perfect evac. Not only a near text book example of high-fibre, well-hydrated, beautifully cylindrically-tapering poopering, but a "self cleaner" to boot. Very Happy


I do however suffer from the occasional saddle sore/cyst and knowing how rubbish they are - I can only imagine how rubbish having a set of farmers must be.


aka a Star Trek dump - no sign of Klingons Wink


Indeed, I was thinking that the only way it could've been better was to also be invisible. But then again, if it was a "ghosty" I'd have been denied the aesthetic beauty...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once did a poo that caressed my g-spot on the way through. That was a good day.

As regards your slight curving issue, have you tried arching back at all when mid crimp, it could act to straighten out your poop chute.
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Roscoemck




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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pleased to report no issues just now




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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughter is the best medicine mate. Very Happy


Ron, thanks for the advice mate. I'll bear(down) it in mind.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm there for you in a pinch mate.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got your back(door) too buddy.
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