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CornishComanche




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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is Gold/.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dalkiin wrote:
lonestar wrote:
oatpal?


Like paypal, but the complex longer chains mean the money is released into your account at a slower, steady rate - so you don't get a big "cash rush".


That was brilliant! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure I understand why nobody seems prepared to publish this joker's real name so all TT'ers can avoid any transactions with him in future.

Might seem a bit harsh, but I've not got any sympathy for someone who tries to con a close friend of mine, particularly when said friend can ill afford to waste cash at the moment.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

triathlonwho? wrote:
dalkiin wrote:
lonestar wrote:
oatpal?


Like paypal, but the complex longer chains mean the money is released into your account at a slower, steady rate - so you don't get a big "cash rush".


That was brilliant! Laughing


+1 very good
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old Bob wrote:
Not sure I understand why nobody seems prepared to publish this joker's real name so all TT'ers can avoid any transactions with him in future.

Might seem a bit harsh, but I've not got any sympathy for someone who tries to con a close friend of mine, particularly when said friend can ill afford to waste cash at the moment.


http://www.tritalk.co.uk/forums/view.php?b=153
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fruit thief wrote:
Rofster wrote:

Strangely enough my wife has a scar and a broken nose from that very same drink, being a man I think it adds character.



Your wife is a man? Wink


Tool!


Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xavier wrote:
triathlonwho? wrote:
dalkiin wrote:
lonestar wrote:
oatpal?


Like paypal, but the complex longer chains mean the money is released into your account at a slower, steady rate - so you don't get a big "cash rush".


That was brilliant! Laughing


+1 very good


+2

A contender for post of the year? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

another reply,

apparently he sent it, but he is gonna have to reclaim from paypal if I havent got it, sound familiar? Now wants account number and sort code, hmmmmm I think not
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think with his attitude he will last ten mins in the military. They are keen to avoid the d*ckhead element as officers, as it costs a lot of money to train them and the troops don't take kindly to morons 'leading' them into battle.....its been known for the first shot to be to the back of the officers head from his own troops..... Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lonestar wrote:
another reply,

apparently he sent it, but he is gonna have to reclaim from paypal if I havent got it, sound familiar? Now wants account number and sort code, hmmmmm I think not


Koalafish = Samuel Yapi?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Koalafish= Bernie Madoff?? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Triathlete

I am writing to seek your partnership in the investment of my
inheritance fund USD$7.5M from my late father who died mysteriously
last Dec. It was very evident that he was poisoned to death. In my culture, when a man dies, if he does not have a male child, the brothers shares his property leaving both the wife and the daughters empty handed including the house they live in. This is the exact case with me as I am the only daughter of my father. I lost my mother when I was barely a year old and my father refused to re-marry another wife because he felt solely responsible for my mother's death. This is so because he concentrated much on his businesses that he rarely pays attention to domestic affairs. He was always travelling taking care of his businesses that he did not notice when my mother took ill. He thought it was a minor illness and was ignorant of this. My mother on her own resorted to self-medication. It was not until the illness degenerated that my father took my mother to hospital where she was diagnosed to find out that hypatitis had eaten deep into her blood stream. She didn't last long before she died. This happened when I was barely a year old. Based on this, my father could not forgive himself easily because of it and said he was responsible for her death as he could have saved her if only he had paid attention to the things at home rather than concentrating much on his businesses.

Despite all entreaties by friends and relatives, he refused to remarry
but ensured that I had everything that I wanted. It was as a result of
this that yhe made me the next of kin to his fund deposit with the bank
and stated that in the event of any eventuality, I should have a direct
access to the fund only when I am 24 years of age otherwise, I should
have a guardian/partner intercede on my behalf for the release of the
funds to me. Unfortunately, he died late last year and I am 21 years of
age currently. This is why I have contacted you to serve as a guardian
to me and as my foreign partner for the investment of the fund overseas
My uncles does not know about the fund because they had already taken
my father's houses and other properties because I am a girl and they
said I do not have rights for any property. They have requested to have
my father's bank papers but I simply told them that I do not know where he kept them. The younger brother took the house in the village while the
houses in the town were sold out they shared the proceed they got from
the sale. Right now, I am with a friend of mine and do sincerely want
to travel out of my country. This can only happen when I have secured
the release and transfer of the funds in the bank. This why it is
important that we have a plan on the type of lucrative business that we
can invest the funds on.

I had at various times had discussions with the director of international remittance unit of the bank where my father deposited the funds and I was assured that once, I have someone who would be willing to receive the funds on my behalf, they shall commence all proceedings to effect the release and transfer of the funds into the person's designated account. Now, that you have signified your interest to partner with me, it would only be very necessary if you contact the bank and request for the release and transfer of my inheritance fund into your nominated account for the purpose of investment and to further have me come over to your country to continue with my studies.

I shall be giving you the bank's contact details as soon as I hear back
from you so that you will go ahead and contact the bank.


Talk to you the more.

The Fish
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, the 419 fraud.... don't give him ideas!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aliice wrote:
This is the most annoying thread in the universe. Only because rofster is lovely and koalafish does not warrant/need 17 pages of opinion based on people that don't know him. Sorry to add to it.


Still of the same opinion Aliice ?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry, what? Rolling Eyes
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